Okay Christians, hang on!  I'm going to take your mind through a wild ride.  This answers all the major problems people have with theology.

We Christians understand five dimensions. That's length, width, depth and time, plus a spiritual dimension. Our Creator is not bound to any of them.  After all, He made it all, is making it all, will make it all.

Thus God can go back in time countless times and be with each human personally as he or she goes through life. He also was present as God the Father while He as God the Son was walking the earth, while He as the Holy Spirit was maintaining all things. “Omnipresent” is a theological term meaning God can’t be limited to one place at any time. God can still be one, but at the same time simultaneously manifest in three ways.  “Omniscient” means knowing everything that has happened and will happen in time, which is true of God, since He can go anywhere and anywhen.

As evidence of this, Christians have often seen answers to prayer show up shortly after they have prayed, despite the fact that the circumstances to bring the answer started pulling together way before they even thought of praying about the situation.

The fifth dimension makes miracles quite doable. What surgeon wouldn’t love to be able to do surgery from the fifth dimension!  Since angels and demons also can travel around in the fifth dimension, appearing and disappearing would be a snap. And they could look like anything — even UFO’s.

These two things together lead to “omnipotent”, where God is unlimited in capability.

Why God gives a hoot about us three-dimensional flat-landers, I don’t know; be sure to ask Him when your fifth dimensional spirit moves out of here to go see Him.   :-)